Colonel Sanders & the Pope
Colonel Sanders visits the Pope and says that he'll make a donation of a hundred million dollars if the he changes the Lord's Prayer from "Give us this day our daily bread" to "Give us this day our daily chicken".
The Pope flatly refuses, but a little while later the Colonel comes back and raises his offer to three hundred million and a KFC meal to every family in Africa, again the Pope turns Sanders away.
Finally, the Colonel Sanders ups the offer to five hundred million dollars and a promise to feed the starving in Africa with KFC for a year and to build self sustainable farming projects throughout the continent.
The Pope has to accept and calls his cardinals together to tell them what's happened.
"I've got some good news and some bad news" says His Holiness.
"The good news is that we've just made five hundred million dollars and solved the hunger problem in Africa. The bad news is... we've just lost the Hovis Bread account."
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