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Get Weighed

On their first date, Dick picks her up and asks Jane what she'd like to do before their dinner.

"Get weighed!" said Jane.

Dick thinks this is weird, but takes her to the pharmacy and they get weighed. Afterwards Dick takes her off for the meal, obviously a little concious that she's obsessed with her weight, but she seems happy & bright enough and again afterwards Dick asks Jane what she'd like to do now.

"Get weighed!" said Jane.

Okay, thinks Dick. They head off again to the pharmacy and once again get weighed. Now by this time he thinks she is pretty weird. They go to a movie and afterwards Dick says, "I guess you want to get weighed now?"

"Yes thank you", say's Jane, so again the pair head off to the pharmacy and get weighed. Dick drives Jane home, gives her a perfunctory kiss at the door and heads home thinking what a strange woman.

Inside, Jane's flat mate asks if Jane had a good date.

"No, it was wousy", says Jane.

 

 

 

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