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Jesus is Watching Over You

A burglar broke into a house one night and began to explore it looking for valuables, he entered the living room and went to the stereo and started to disconnect it when a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Friend, always know that Jesus is watching you."

The burglar nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. "Who's there? Who's there?" He got no response so continued his work and after securing the stereo in his sack, flashed the light around the room and headed over to the TV to get the DVD player. Just then, he heard the voice again - "Friend, always remember that Jesus is watching over you."

Again the voice scared the living daylights out of him, this time he turn on the lights expecting to see the house's owner sitting there, but instead he saw a parrot.

The burglar laughed out loud and asked the parrot "was that warning about Jesus you?"

"Yes," the parrot confessed, and then squawked, "I'm just trying to remind you that Jesus is always watching over you."

"Okay, fine", said the burglar. "thanks for the tip. Now what's your name?"

"Moses," replied the bird.

"Moses?" the burglar laughed, "What kind of a idiot would have a parrot called Moses?"

"The same kind of idiot that would have a Rottweiler called Jesus." deadpanned the parrot.

 

 

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