Puns & One Liners
Q. Why did the musician go to jail?
A. He got into treble.
Q. What did the fish say when it swam into the wall?
A. Damn.
A small boy examined his testicles while taking a bath. "Mummy", he asked, "Are these my brains?"
"Not for ten years", she replied.
A. What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm?
Q. A pimp
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