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Red Ring On The Penis

Two men were in the waiting room at the clap clinic.

Both looking extremely worried and one asked the other what he was in for.

"I've a red ring around the base of my cock" ventured the other chap.

"So've I!" answered the first.

Presently one was called in to see the doctor.

Just a few minutes later he returned and was all smiles.

"Don't worry mate, it's nothing."

The doctor called in the second gentleman and began to examine him.

"Oh. This looks bad. Oh no, no, no... this is really nasty...

Hmmmm.... I think, sir, I think we're going to have to remove your

penis."

"What! The other guy said it was nothing to worry about!"

"There's a big difference between lipstick and gangrene"

 

 

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