A man walks into a agent's office, and says, "Have I act for you? I've a specalty family act, and I'd love for you to represent us."

The talent agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts anymore. They're too old-fashioned, no one books them."

The man smiles broadly and says, "Listen to me, buddy, this is a very special act."

There's something very genuine about the man so the agent conceeds, "Okay, well I'll warn you, I've heard it all... what's the act?"

He replies, "Well, my wife and I come out on stage, she's warring a beautiful ball gown, whilst I'm dressed in top hat and tails.

Our beautiful 16 year old daughter joins us and they begin to sing Sous le dôme épais, the Flower Duet from Lakmé, whilst I play the violin.

My 18 year old son, a handome boy, arrives on stage and as they finish the aria pulls both their dresses from them, expossing them naked to the world.

I rush to my wife and cover her modesty - by forcing her to the ground and mounting her from behind whilst my son takes his sister analy.

After several ferious minutes we swap places, I take my daughter and he moves over to his mother.

A few beats later, we all lie on the floor, and using a mirror specially positioned above us, the audience see us all linked togther, me sucking my son's cock, he's licking my daughters cunt, she eating out her mother who is in turn, naturally, sucking me.

By now we are pretty close to cumming.

I'll stand over my son, cum in his mouth, then he'll stand over me, and cum in mine, we kiss and swap cum. I turn to my wife and kiss her, giving her mine adn my sons cum, meanwhile my son and daughter are doing the same. Finally we have a four way cum swapping kiss.

Finally the curtain falls to rapious appaluse.

He looks at the agent and says, "Well... What do you think?"

The agent just sits in silence for a moment, he's absolutely shocked. Finally, he asks, "Well, that's, er, that's one hell of an act. What do you call yourselves?"

"The Sophisticates!"