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The Fishing Holiday

A man is on a fishing holiday, just him and his rod and a bit of peace and quiet. He's been sitting in the same spot every day for a week, and every day he's seen another man on the other side of the lake, quietly fishing. After a week he wanders round to the man to engage in a bit of angling related banter.

"On fishing holiday are you?" our man enquires.

"Nah, I'm on my honeymoon" says the second man.

"Honeymoon?" says the first geezer, "...shouldn't you be with your wife making love to her like a frenzied weasel?"

"Can't do that mate" says the newlywed, "...she's got crabs, herpes and ripping vaginal lesions"

"That's unfortunate" replies the fisherman, "...but can't you go brown and give it to her up the old tradesmans entrance?"

"No chance" says the hapless bridegroom, ".....she's got anal chancroids, bleeding haemorrhoids, and a bad case of bacterial dysentry".

"Sounds nasty" comments our man, "...but surely she can give you a blow job?"

"I'd rather not" says the newlywed, "....she's got foot and mouth, coldsores, and her teeth are green and rotting".

"She sounds horrific" comments the fisherman, "...why the fuck did you marry her?"

"For the maggots"

 

 

 

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