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The Naked Car Crash

A woman and her boyfriend were out driving and the woman started to get more than little exuberant and stripped off to flash her goods at passers by.

As they sped through the country lanes the boyfriend lost control of the car and they crashed into a ditch. The stark naked girl was thrown clear from the car, but when the girl reached the car the boyfriend was trapped inside the wreckage.

The girl runs for help and all she can find for cover is one of her boyfriends shoes; so scampering along with just the shoe to protect her modesty she quickly runs to a nearby house to get some help.

An old weather beaten farmer answers the door with a look of pleasant surprise as he opens the door to the naked women with just a shoe over her most private place.

"Sir, please help" she cries, "we had a crash and I think my boyfriend's stuck".

"I'm sorry love", replies the farmer, "I think he's too far in, but hang on a second when I get my goggles and I'll go have a look."

 

 

 

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