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The Poor Conversationalist

Two young men are sitting and talking at the bar in a well known singles bar.

"I just don't understand", complains one, "he's plain ugly, he's practically a troll, he's four foot tall, he's as poor as a church mouse and he dresses like a tramp... Yet every night he goes home with the most beautiful woman in the bar!".

"I know", agreed his companion, "and it's not as though he's even a good conversationalist. All he does is sit there and lick his eyebrows!"


 

 

 

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