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The Screamer

A man walks into to a bar and sees a beautiful single woman sitting alone in a booth. He sits for awhile alone and notices that she isn't joined by anyone so after having a couple of drinks he finally plucks up the courage to go and talk to her.

"Excuse me miss, would you mind if I joined you for a moment?"

Se screams at him - "Fuck off you creep, I won't suck your cock!"

Stunned, and with the whole bar looking at him, he's frozen for a moment, splutters a few incomprehensible words of defence and walks away.

A few moments later the girl approaches him.

"I'm sorry", she begins, "I'm a psychology student, and I am studding the response of people under stressful and embarrassing situations."

The man shouts back "what do you mean $200?"

 

 

 

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