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The Skip A Day Diet

Mick, and old Irish New Yorker went to the doctor as he weighed 280 pounds and his wife was worried about his health.

The doctor gave him an examination and then proscribed a diet.

"I'd like you to eat normally for 2 days, then just skip a day. Repeat this for 2 weeks and you should lose around 15 pounds. After that come and see me and we'll work on the next phase of your diet."

A couple of weeks later Mick returned to the doctor and shocked the doctor by having lost 60 pounds.

"That's amazing!" the said the doctor,

Mick agreed, "but I'll tell you doc, I thought that feckin' diet was going to kill me by the third day."

"From the hunger?" asked the doctor.

"No..." replied Mick, "from all the feckin' skipping!"

 

 

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