Lord, they're finally together.
She married and had 13 children.
Her husband died.
She married again and had 7 more children.
Again, her husband died.
Once more she remarried and this time had 5 more children.
She finally died after having 25 children.
Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her.
He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, " Lord, they're finally together."
One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, " Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?"
The friend replied, " I think he means her legs."
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